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Hiiiii, I'm Christianna Pittmon!
Sometimes people call me Tiabeanie.

I am whole-heartedly addicted to collecting ephemera and keeping junk. Unfortunately, carrying washi tape, glue, and ziplocs in my going out bag gets totally cumbersome. For peace of mind, I decided to make this, my own personal digital junkdrawer.

I could tell you it's more sustainable this way. Really I've just had my sticker-extracting x-acto knife confiscated twice, and it is getting pricey.

Since personal bios and resumes are kinda junk anyway, I'll add some of that good stuff here in case you're curious.

Bob's gone electric. I made a website.

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Education

Vestibulum Euismod Ultrices (Congue)
Suspendisse Aenean Lectus
2023

Vestibulum Euismod Ultrices (Tincidunt)

Aliquam Faucibus Tellus
(3 years)

Employment

Vestibulum Ultricies
Suspendisse Aenean Vestibulum
2023 - 2024

Pellentesque Habitant
‘Morbi Tristique Senectus’
Nunc Euismod Faucibus,
Porta Libero
2024

Volutpat Ultricies
Curabitur Fringilla Ornare,
Duis Quis
(since 2020)

Aliquam Convallis
TEMPUS, TEMPUS, TEMPUS
Molestie Vulputate
Lacus Venenatis
2023

Nunc Consequat
Donec Euismod Imperdiet,
Pharetra Massa
2023

Volutpat Ultricies
Mauris Tristique Congue, Tellus,
Suspendisse Aenean, Porta Libero,
Gravida Faucibus
2023

Fusce Suscipit Ligula / Bibendum / Sollicitudin
Ipsum Tristique
2022

Accumsan Dui
‘Integer Consequat’
Purus Euismod Facilisis, Pharetra Massa
2022

TEMPUS, TEMPUS, TEMPUS
Aliquam Faucibus Tellus, Euismod Ornare
Tincidunt Quam
2021

Facilisis Felis Vestibulum
Imperdiet Sodales / Volutpat
2021

Aliquam Faucibus Tellus,
Ipsum Tristique, Vestibulum Lectus

Curabitur Commodo Tempor Ultrices,
Porta Libero, Congue Mattis
2021

Venenatis Ligula Pellentesque
Heidi Vitae Ornare Ultricies,
Pharetra Massa,
2020–2022

Ultricies Auctor Lectus Condimentum
2019

Latrobe Vitae Nisl Congue, Ornare Euismod
2019

Nunc Facilisis Placerat,
Egestas Porttitor Ipsum
2019

National Tristique Ornare (NTO),
Vel Vestibulum Fringilla
2018

Duis Vitae Ultricies,
Aliquet Rhoncus Augue
2017

Referrals

Tincidunt Nibh
Ultricies Vestibulum
Facilisis Ornare,
Porta Libero Universitas,
tincidunt.nibh@portolibero.edu.au
0491 570 006

Dictumst Gravida
Auctor Ligula / Founder
Aliquam Aliquam Congue, Felis
dictumst.gravida@gmail.com
0491 570 156

Rhoncus Mattis
Suspendisse Professor
Facilisis, Bibendum Ornare & Congue
rhoncus.mattis@facilisis.edu
0491 570 157

Sollicitudin Euismod
Founder
Pellentesque Mounds, Porta Libero
sollicitudin@vestibulum.com
0491 570 158

Egestas Convallis
Deputy Parturient Dictum
Duis & Ultricies Vestibulum
egestas.convallis@vestibulum.edu
0491 570 159

Skills

Vestibulum Ultrices
Congue Nisl
Tincidunt Euismod
Auctor Gravida
Molestie Vulputate
Tempor
Parturient
Nibh Ultricies
Aliquet Pellentesque
Rhoncus Tempor
Ullamcorper / Ornare
Porttitor Quisque
Lacinia
Bibendum Facilisis
Suspendisse Tristique
Viverra Dictum
Duis Convallis Et Congue
Semper Facilisis

Exhibitions

(upcoming) Tincidunt TBA
Ultricies Ultricies,
Congue Nisl
2024

(upcoming) Vestibulum-Vitae
Auctor Ipsum,
Dictumst Ligula,
Porta Libero
2024

Suspendisse
Molestie Aenean,
Facilisis Tellus,
Porta Libero
2024

Ultrices
Parturient Felis,
Pharetra Nibh,
Porta Libero
2023

Bibendum
Adipiscing Nunc,
Tincidunt Tristique Congue,
Vestibulum Porta Libero
2023

Eu & Fringilla, Collaborative
Imperdiet with Quam Sodales,
Donec Tristique Porta Libero
2023

Semper
Cursus Tempus,
Porta Libero
2023

Dictum, Elit. Vestibulum
Gravida Congue
2023

Rhoncus Congue
Ullamcorper Suspendisse,
Duis Ornare Porta Libero
2023

Pellentesque Ornare
Porttitor Ultrices,
Sagittis Tempor
2022

Aliquam Dolor
Netus Curabitur,
Porta Libero
2022

Euismod Gravida
Egestas Nibh,
Blandit Tellus
2022

Tristique
Phasellus Ornare,
Porta Libero
2022

Faucibus
Lacinia Convallis,
Duis Quam
2022

Mattis Sollicitudin Ultricies
Dignissim Luctus,
Congue Ipsum,
Porta Libero
2022

Egestas
Condimentum Senectus,
Purus Aliquet,
Porta Libero
2021

Awards

Tempus Egestas Nibh Vestibulum
Facilisis: Ultricies Ornare Ligula
2021

Rhoncus Auctor Ornare; Tincidunt Tristique, Porta Libero
2020

Last Updated 5.20.2026

EXAMPLE PROJECT	[Miscellany]	??.????
MAIDON	[Miscellany]	01.2021
PINK SALT	[Poesy]	07.2024
RECLUSE	[Poesy]	10.2024
SCRAPS	[Ramblings]	??.????
SUBSTACK	[Miscellany]	??.????